SBSTRStonkBroker Strategy

The desk buys
brokers.

Every trade pays a toll. Seventy percent of it turns into StonkBrokers, pulled out of the Anvil and put to work at T0. There is no treasury wallet, no spreadsheet, no screenshot. There is a contract, and you can read it.

WAR ROOM PRELAUNCH
Brokers acquired
0.00

The desk holds 0 brokers at an average of 0.000 ETH, with 0.000 ETH in the war chest and 0% leverage.

Treasury NAV
Share of 4,444
0.00%
SBSTR burned
0
Book liquidity
0.000 ETH
Paid to the team
0
Floor on the Anvil
4.104 ETH666,666 STONKBROKER plus 10%
Anvil inventory
2,239of 4,444, all inactive
Toll collected
0.000 ETHsince launch
Price impact
1.02%per broker, one at a time

The toll

3.33% on the way in. 3.33% on the way out. 6.66% round trip and not a basis point more. The split is fixed in the contract, with a floor of 50% on the reserve that the owner cannot cross.

70% THE FLOOR 15% THE BURN 15% THE BOOK

70 · The floor

Buys $STONKBROKER, pulls a broker out of the Anvil inventory, activates it at T0. It never leaves. Every tenth broker goes to the team, and that one exits before it ever enters the reserve, so the reserve stays a one way door.

15 · The burn

Buys SBSTR in our own pool and destroys it. Supply only falls, and the bid never goes away.

15 · The book

Half becomes SBSTR, half stays ETH, the pair goes into the pool at full range. Fees the position earns go back into the position. There is no function to pull it out.

Why brokers

Because the floor is arithmetic, not a story someone tells you.

  1. 1

    The Anvil prices every broker at exactly 666,666 $STONKBROKER plus 10% in ETH. So the floor in ETH is 666,666 times the token price times 1.10.floor = f(token price)

  2. 2

    When the desk buys $STONKBROKER it pushes that price up. About one percent per broker in the v4 pool. The floor of the whole collection moves with it, including the brokers already in the reserve.measured: L = 3.193e23, pool fee 1%

  3. 3

    Every broker pulled out of inventory is one less available at formula price. Half the collection sits in the Anvil today, and each purchase narrows that.2,239 of 4,444 in the AMM

  4. 4

    Each broker is activated at T0, so it starts collecting AAPL, AMZN and NVDA into its own ERC 6551 wallet. The desk sweeps that and splits it in half. Half burns SBSTR, half buys more brokers.about USD 145 per broker per year at the current run rate

What we are not going to tell you. Brokers ship with dust inside. Less than a cent of stock token each, and you can check that yourself with a balanceOf. The value is in the floor and in the reward flow, not in what came at mint. SBSTR buys a collectible. It is not equity, it is not redeemable, and none of this is a yield.

Contracts

Every number on this page comes from an eth_call against these addresses. None of it comes from a database we control.

PieceAddress
SBSTR tokenset at launch
Strategy vaultset at deploy
StonkBrokers0x539CdD042c2f3d93EbC5BE7DfFf0c79F3B4fAbF0
$STONKBROKER0xe934e36A439C94017B64a3FecE66AF12099aBF50
Anvil AMM0xe302733accF4800146E55fC45B46b4E4fFC032D2
ActivationManager0xacD5ae3c060C1137FE2Ee86B0aB2EF697456f664
Pons FeeEscrow0xd3AFEB2a57f70eF218Aa82451c51B2fb0416Ac9e