SBSTR
StonkBroker Strategy
The desk buys
brokers.
Every trade pays a toll. Sixty six percent of it turns into StonkBrokers, pulled out of the Anvil and clocked in at T0. No treasury wallet, no spreadsheet, no screenshot. There is a contract, and you can read it.
- Round trip
- 6.66%
- Into the floor
- 66%
- Reserve exit
- none
- Owner withdraw
- none
- Collection
- 4,444
Brokers acquired
0.00
The desk holds 0 brokers at an average of 0.000 ETH, with 0.000 ETH in the war chest and 0% leverage.
- Treasury NAV
- Share of 4,444
- 0.00%
- SBSTR burned
- 0
- Book liquidity
- 0.000 ETH
- Paid to the team
- 0
- Floor on the Anvil
- 3.478 ETH666,666 STONKBROKER plus 10%
- Anvil inventory
- 2,247of 4,444
- Toll collected
- 0.000 ETHsince launch
Before the curve graduates. SBSTR starts on a Pons bonding curve and graduates to a pool at 4.2 ETH. The toll already reaches the vault and already buys $STONKBROKER, so the broker counter moves from the first trade. What waits for the pool is the burn and the book, because both need an SBSTR pool to trade against. Those two read zero until graduation. That is correct, not broken.
The toll
3.33% in, 3.33% out. 6.66% round trip, not a basis point more. The split is fixed in the contract. The reserve share never drops below 50%.
66%The floor
Buys $STONKBROKER, pulls a broker out of the Anvil, clocks it in at T0. It never leaves. Every tenth broker goes to the team. That one exits before it enters the reserve, so the reserve stays a one way door.
15%The burn
Buys SBSTR in our own pool and burns it. Supply only falls. The bid never goes away.
15%The book
Half becomes SBSTR, half stays ETH. The pair goes into the pool at full range and stays there. There is no function to pull it out. That includes us.
4%The desk
Four percent of the toll pays the people running this, in ETH. It comes out of the floor, never out of the burn or the book. The contract caps the desk at 10 and holds the reserve at 50% or more.
Why brokers
Because the floor is arithmetic, not a story someone tells you.
- 1
The Anvil prices every broker at exactly 666,666 $STONKBROKER plus 10% in ETH, so the floor in ETH is the token price times 666,666 times 1.10.floor = f(token price)
- 2
When the desk buys $STONKBROKER it pushes that price up, about one percent per broker. The floor of the whole collection moves with it, including the brokers already in the reserve.one broker per call, with a cooldown, so the desk never runs itself over
- 3
Every broker pulled out of inventory is one less available at formula price, and the desk never sells it back.live count in the War Room above
- 4
Each broker is clocked in at T0, the tier that earns the most weight per token spent, and collects stock tokens into its own ERC 6551 wallet. The desk sweeps that, sells it, and splits it in half between burning SBSTR and buying more brokers.the drop is a share of protocol volume, so it moves with the market
Read the contract, not us. SBSTR buys a collectible and a claim on nothing. It is not equity. It is not redeemable. The reward flow is a share of volume and it can go to zero. Every number on this page is an eth_call you can run yourself against the addresses below.
Contracts
Every number on this page comes from an eth_call against these addresses. There is no database behind it.
| Piece | Address |
|---|---|
| SBSTR token | set at launch |
| Strategy vault | set at deploy |
| StonkBrokers | 0x539CdD042c2f3d93EbC5BE7DfFf0c79F3B4fAbF0 |
| $STONKBROKER | 0xe934e36A439C94017B64a3FecE66AF12099aBF50 |
| Anvil AMM | 0xE302733accF4800146E55fC45B46b4E4fFC032D2 |
| ActivationManager | 0xacD5ae3c060C1137FE2Ee86B0aB2EF697456f664 |
| Pons FeeEscrow | 0xd3AFEB2a57f70eF218Aa82451c51B2fb0416Ac9e |
Neither in ETH nor in stock tokens. SBSTR is a memecoin on Robinhood Chain that buys a collectible. Nothing here is an offer, a security, or a promise of return. You can lose all of it.